Food: Registry for SB’s marriage to Food
Congratulations to bride SB and groom Food on their upcoming nuptials! They have registered for the following items:
Riedel Sommelier Glasses
(To toast to their wedded bliss)
AND
A shopping spree at Central Bottle
(For creating stews on cold winter nights)
KitchenAid Artisan Series Stand Mixer
(For improving SB’s baking prowess)
A complete set of All Clad pans
(To feel decadent every time we cook)
Time and money for a third degree- in culinary arts. Preferably CIA or LCB. And a PhD from Tufts Friedman School of Nutrition and Policy.
Chef David Chang’s home number.
One guaranteed month in Florence every year, preferably at my old apartment on Via dell’Alloro.
(to eat and eat and eat and eat. Probably see a few churches too.)
To be continued…
I think that this is a fabulous idea except for one thing: What if you and food ever break-up or have a fight? To whom will you turn for comfort, if not a pint of ice cream or beer? I suppose I’m an option, but it won’t be the same.